asfsfhdjjdgadfsfsgdhd; TAKKITSUBA ON 『ＯＲＩＣＯＮ　ＳＴＹＬＥ〠
the magazine shop guy called me today to say he managed to get a copy. (to the random guy who reserved every 『ï½ï½’ｉｃï½ï½Žã€€ï½“ｔｙｌｅ〠issue, IHU. 
) so hopefully it’ll be here tomorrow. or the day after. 
here’s hoping tsuba-chan would have cut his hair before the photoshoot, vaguely-poodled-hair!takki is still tolerable, but vaguely-poodled-hair!takki plus long-haired!tsuba… 
is this likely? 
I SAD FACE AT THE THOUGHT. 
*goes to cheer self up with golden-monkey!takki and pretty!tsuba* 
now all i need is takkitsuba’s best album. 「ＲＥＡＬ　ＤＸã€! somebody leak it prz? but really, i’m surprised i haven’t seen the album floating around the internet because i spent all my money on kinki and have none left for takkitsuba. 
like 「永é ã«ã€ was a few days before the release date. oh, and TAKKITSUBA MEDLEY ON 『少クラã€. WITH 「ＲＥＡＬ　ＤＸã€. agfsdhdjdghsgadgsgsd. need to download. NOW. 
after the 7684634523523 million kinki files queued. i am so getting capped.
… i want to rewatch katori shingo’s “congratulations on your marriage” congratulatory debut clip. 
but alas, apple-san doesn’t have it. WOE. 
WAHAHAHAHA. KOUTSU. “WE DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER’S PHONE NUMBER”??? O RLY? it would be, maybe, a whole lot more convincing, and people might actually believe you (GASP!), if you two didn’t keep leaking indications to the contrary. as it is, fandom opinion is that koutsu are such liars about not knowing each other’s phone number or address. and exchanging presents. but we enjoy being S-attacked, so prease to continue your denials.
this time it’s donnamonya (10.10.2007) and tsuyo said he rang ko-chan up to invite him out for drinks. BUT it wasn’t just the two of them only, (this part gets said first LOL still denying? ) tsuyo was outside with his friends. ko-chan declined because he was busy writing songs. they did, however, agree on a next time … still with tsuyo’s friends. which we’ll probably never hear about again because they’ll be back to deny deny deny. LOL BUT THE MAIN POINT IS, TSUYO, YOU DON’T KNOW KO-CHAN’S NUMBER??? obvs untrue, liars. too lonely on donnamonya by yourself? also, ko-chan is supposedly really hard to contact, but it’s tsuyo so of course he has no problems there.
SO YESH, KOUTSU. OUT TOGETHER. IN PRIVATE. (but not alone, too bad ) ASFDSHSGFSHFDS. well not rly, but almost. and i just thought of the 『ｈｅｙï¼ï½ˆï½…ï½™ï¼ï½ˆï½…ï½™ï¼ã€ episode tsuyo said he wanted to invite ko-chan out to eat. but ko-chan looked too deaded tired so he didn’t. tsuyo, you only complain talk about the times ko-chan didn’t go out with you, what about the times he did?
『ï½ï½ï½”ï½ï½”ï½ã€’s idol theme park, ILU. the theme for november was ãŠåœŸç”£ (ie souvenirs) so of course tsuyo has to mention AGAIN the snake toy thing from å®®å¤å³¶ that ko-chan gave him for his birthday that he still doesn’t know what to do with. LOL AS IF. the real birthday present is probably something that can’t be printed, ne? LOL STOP SHOWING OFF, TSUYO. everybody already knows thinks the two of you are married. it’s like the (baseless) rumour on facebook that tsuyo was getting married, and everyone’s comments were along the lines of “OMGWTF? … TO DOKO???” WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
ko-chan’s response to the idol theme park question was THE WHEEL-SHAPED CLOCKS TSUYO (and his manager, but we’ll conveniently forget about manager-san 
) BOUGHT FROM PARIS. they bought two because if there weren’t two it wouldn’t be able to move. apparently. LOL the shop didn’t have enough stock otherwise ko-chan would have 4 wheel-shaped clocks. OH TSUYO.
… and URGHHH THE 「ｓï½ã€€ï½™ï½ï½•ï½Žï½‡ã€€ï½‚ｌｕｅｓ〠PV IS STUCK AT 65%. NOOOOOOOOOOOO emule, IHU because i want to watch doko get stripped by female dancers. KO-CHAN. DANCING. shgsfjhsfasds. and the song amuses me so. i can’t catch any of the engrish after “what’s so funny, you just made me cry. something something blah blah” LOL
read☆fic: writer boys (JE)
JE invented fanfic. OMGWHUT. RLY? NO WAI! and arashi is really the name of a DJ circle, sho-kun’s uni degree is used for writing DJ, takki is a pedo (GASP! ), ko-chan doesn’t need fanfic, subaru is emo, okada has scary powers of foresight, and nakai is sadistically evil but i ♥ him anyway.
FINALLY the magazines pictures for the ã€Žå ‚æœ¬å…„å¼Ÿã€ recording are out. DFASDA; SGASDASDS; ADSAG; DAFASDAS!!! TSUYO. HAIR. SOCUTE. OMG. AFASHDFAS!!! *flails madly* okay, so there have been tsuyo!hairstyles i’ve liked better in the past, but this one is cute too. and anything is better than the obaa-chan perm. LOL and ko-chan with shorter hair looks younger. 
AND SO CUTE TOO OMG.
pointless flailing and keyboard mashing brought to you by MSG and サッãƒãƒä¸€ç•ªæ¨ªæµœã—ょã†ã‚† instant noodles.
LOL i ♥ the japanese obsession with pointless polls, especially since oricon decided to jump in too. but i have an obsession with them too. and japanese high school girls, WTF. so fickle. BUT WTH I ♥ THE RESULTS. finally a poll without jin. or kame. or P. okay, there’s still jin, but he’s 8th on the list, BEATEN BY TOMA. AND OGURI SHUN. MWAHAHAHAHAHA. okay, i’m evil and gloating. i’m sure 3 months down the road jin will top the list. *cough* 『有閑倶楽部〠*cough*
… lost yet? japanese high school girls were asked, in a poll, which entertainment person they wanted as their boyfriend. 
AND THERE WAS NO P. OR KAME. AND JIN WAS ONLY 8TH. 
oguri shun topped the list, followed by toma. *cough* 『ã¯ãªãã¿ã€ *cough* ko-chan and okada tied for 4th. and jin, ryotan and ç¦å±±é›…æ²»ã•ã‚“ tied for 8th. i’m beginning to wonder where they found these japanese high school girls. or am i the only one who thought that japanese high school girls collectively were crazy over all things akame and kat-tun?
but WTF dating ryotan is like ãƒ‰ï¼ behavior. *falls down* 
what are these girls thinking? and it’s like, OMGWHUT, NO TAKKI? NO P? i don’t really care about kame, but i’m surprised kame didn’t make the list either. i mean, RYOTAN makes the list, and he’s… well, RYOTAN. LOL P-CHAN, KAME, PEOPLE ARE FORGETTING ABOUT YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*runs off* i will pretend my milo tin (which has been sitting around for 352642724532421 years) is responsible for all the evil vibes i’m giving off, STFU.
the postman ended up beating the fedex delivery guy to my door. LOL FEDEX I’M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. and i’m really not running out of moisturiser quite yet, RLY. i just have bad estimation skills. anyway~ november magazines
HEY!SAY! SOMETHING IS ON ALL THE COVERS. yeah, who…? too many hey!say! thingies to keep track of and no interest on my behalf, so it’s from me. and there are too many of them. i mean, SRSLY mr johnny, ten members??? 
it’s like NEWS. with more people.
URGHHH FEDEX @#$%#$!!! no delivery today because it’s doing nothing STILL sitting in sydney. YEAH AS IF IT TAKES ONE DAY TO GET FROM SYDNEY TO MELBOURNE. PFFFT. GRRRRR. 
the estimated delivery time is before 5PM tomorrow, so therefore if it’s ahead of schedule it’s just going to sit there with fedex??? (strangely amazonJP says something else altogether ) because apart from the first time i ordered and the package missed it’s connecting flight from tokyo () DHL can make it in 3 days (counting the day amazonJP shipped it out to them) and the evil delivery guy shows up at 10-ish in the morning like clockwork. 
i don’t even bother tracking packages any more. i wasn’t even aware they did afternoon deliveries. my other gripe is that amazonJP took a strangely long time to even send my stuff out in the first place. 
a week in processing & shipping = airmail.
yes, i’m impatient, very much so in fact, STFU. so apparently my magazines and my moisturiser () are going to arrive on the same day. tomorrow. EMS tracking usually drops off the face of the earth transits for a few days before resurfacing to await delivery. what’s the point in tracking anyway? speed-wise it’s not really any better than regular airmail, either but they do saturday deliveries, usually when i’m still sleeping. incidentally, i was randomly googling and found this. it’s pretty funny.
no more griping. RET’S TO PLAYING EVIL JE!MEME! YAYYYYY!!! really old, but whatever. the MFK game: i get to vent my frustration by killing off people, YAY.
because even the laws of probability and randomness agree. (see post below) *mad happy dance* å°æ¡ƒ’s happily ever after belongs to 王å .
i shall persist in daily updating, YAY! except i have nothing to say. SO RET’S TO PLAYING JE MEME!!! i’m stealing this from somewhere i stumbled upon randomly because it was entertaining. and i ♥ memes for useless space fillers. btw, it’s in chinese (DEAD ) which i will attempt to reply in but I SRSLY FAIL AT CHINESE HOMG 
so there will be much english.